How About the Brother?

How 'bout that brother!? The brother who's so smooth and unflappable in a pressure situation. Yes, the brother, too, who's intelligent and widely read and who walked tall through the doors of two of the finest universities in our nation based only on his own merit, not the merit of his father or grandfather or any other relative. Yes, yes, that brother, the one who's running for President of the United States, our United States, the country that we love so much and want so much good for, the country that's floundering a bit as some of our precious freedoms are being chipped away and not enough good men are saying no. Yes, that brother, the one who's going to take the country back from the greedy men who've been looting our riches as we've slept in our beds at night. Yes, yes, that brother, that good man from Illinois who's going to mend and restore the respect we once held in all parts of the globe and assign competent people to help him. That brother, yes. It's coming soon.